November 29, 2003
Boston Born and Bred...
These are "wicked cute." Thanks to Kerri who sent them to me last week...
You know you're from Boston if:
1. "Khakis" are something you start the car with
2. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds
3. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as the "T", and only the "T"
4. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
5. There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 miunutes of your house
6. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
7. You think the Yankees suck!
8. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 names
9. Six inches of snow is considered a dusting
10. The words "wicked" and "mint" were major parts of your vocabulary, along with calling chocolate sprinkles at the ice cream shop "jimmies"
November 07, 2003
Hunting Rocky...
At 4:15 PM yesterday afternoon, my poor dog was humiliated, humiliated, when this evil neighborhood squirrel stole the very bone from her paws! Granted, Sasha is a whopping 75 pounds and, you know, all attack dog, but what chance did she have against this feckless thug...this, this bushy-tailed rodent. The squirrel lept from above, faked out the poor pup, and absconded with her favorite toy! Oh, the humanity.
As luck would have it, I happened to be staring out my office window with camera ready and I shot a picture of the perpetrator. If you look closely, you can see the squirell mocking poor Sasha, the grin on its face says it all people! If you have seen this dastardly devil, I urge you: drop what you're doing, snatch up your young 'uns, lock your doors, and call for immeidate assistance.
We're offering a reward for the safe return of Sasha's bone...
